Kinda Gross!!!
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.
"Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."
"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked.
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em."
posted by Katie Patrick @ Tuesday, December 14, 2004
6 Comments:
Hi,
I was blog surfing and found yours!
Omg this was a cute post lamo!
I'll be back from time 2 time.
Spencer
http://afagandhishag.blogspot.com/
that was discusting!!! reminds me of all the times you tell me about your meat classes....and laugh at me grossing out about it...but i am going to share it with John and then he can share it with all the random bull riding people at CRO. thanks for the laugh.... hope your finals are going well.... just think only one more day and then you get to play....
love ya cute girl
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All I can say is ewwwwww. If that is all I can say then I must be pretty discusted. Can you picture the look on my face?
Ok, so i know it is gross!!! but you have to admit it made you laugh didnt it. My meat stories are not that bad. I can tell you more grusome ones. But you know that I wont, because I know you wouldn't eat meat afterwards...
This is pretty gross - that's for sure! I wonder if this approach could help someone like me who needs chapstick ALL THE TIME?!?!?!
Ok, I think this has gone too far and I am going to hurl.
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